Ben Z. here.
Did the title freak you Jonas fans out? Well I’m not here to bash the Jonas Brothers over the head…well maybe a little. I’m actually directing my attention to all those crazed fan girls (hopefully not guys). First a note to the Jonas Brothers.
Joe, Kevin, and Nick Jonas,
I praise you guys. It seems so far that you haven’t gotten too caught up in all that Hollywood junk. Stay away from the drugs and the alcohol. It would be a shame to see one of your faces plastered on the front pages of newspapers and magazines saying someone saw you drunk at a bar or wasted on drugs. Stay pure guys.
~Benjamin
Crazy, Insane, Freaky, Jonas Fangirls,
GET A LIFE! This isn’t some joke, listen to me! The chances of you marrying one of the Jonas Brother is, well, very, very, very, (we’ll just pretend there are like a million more of those)….slim. There is some guy out there who is much better for you, just wait for fate.
No, you don’t have to take down your posters or stop listening to the Jonas Brothers, but please, get rid of the bed spread and pillow case. ‘Fandom’ like that isn’t attractive at all. It’s actually kind of scary. One day you’ll look back and ask yourself, ‘was I really that stupid’?
So girls, give up your ‘Jonas dreams’ and do something with your life. Remember, stay pure, it’s a great thing to hold onto. Find something else to crazy about, like a hobby. ‘Jonas’ doesn’t really count as a hobby. How about photography? Or soccer? Like I said; GET A LIFE!
~Ben Z. T.
Well, that’s all the time I have now. It's 9 PM and I've got to get writing.
Ben Z. out.
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